Tip for the week: Buy an rich oldster a Neti pot for Christmas

Deaths from brain-eating amoeba linked to cold remedy… find an oldster with a stuffy nose.  Then have them change their will, make you the beneficiary on insurance policies and property, wait for that last social security check to hit and then empty their bank account. After which you can commence teaching them the ins-and-outs of Neti pot usage, stressing the irreplaceable benefits of flushing nasal cavities with warm, algae-infested, well-water.

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